Bacon vs. Nacho Cheese
The Championship Preview
2003 GoBoilers.com Tournament of Condiments, Toppings, and Dips 2003 GoBoilers.com Tournament of Condiments, Toppings, and Dips
2003 GoBoilers.com Tournament of Condiments, Toppings, and Dips 2003 GoBoilers.com Tournament of Condiments, Toppings, and Dips



Bacon

Nacho Cheese
Conference Independent Dairy (West)
Seed East #7 West #1
Seeds? no no
Classification Topping Dip
Home Arena Hamburger Chips
Training Partner Eggs Chili
Opponents Scraped Off Green Peppers
Ranch Dip
Brown Mustard
Salt
Whipped Cream 		Sprinkles
Special Sauce
Pepper
Cheese Slice
Ketchup


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A Championship Breakdown
by GoBoilers.com Correspondent

Bill Walton



     Bacon and Nacho Cheese made the Tournament Finals? You’ve got to be kidding me! These toppings are terrible! Where's the guacamole? Where's the avacado? Where's the bean sprouts? Who's voting for these toppings ... Dick Cheney? When I was in Portland, playing center for the World-Champion Portland Trailblazers, there was a catchy little guy on TV called Timer. Timer taught me not to drown my food in mayo or ketchup or goo. These finalists definitely fall into the 'goo' category. Coach Wooden LOVED Timer. I don't really know that directly, but I don't know how to name-drop Coach Wooden in otherwise. I can’t believe this ... this is the Finals! You’ve got to rise to a higher level to be in the Finals! Can we at least show a picture of Timer so that these people haven't completely wasted their day on Bacon and Nacho Cheese?


Editor’s Note: Bill Walton lost a First Round Game to Artichoke Dip.


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The Tale of the Tape

A Head-to-Head Analysis
of Bacon and Nacho Cheese

by Billy Packer and Louie Anderson

For the first time in his career,
Billy Packer is finally 'the likable one'.


Billy & Louie back ... BACON


Billy & Louie favor ... NACHO CHEESE


Billy & Louie go with ... NACHO CHEESE


Billy & Louie say ... TOSS UP


Billy & Louie like ... BACON


Billy & Louie give the nod to ... BACON


Billy & Louie pick ... NACHO CHEESE




Billy & Louie Overall Outlook
TOO CLOSE TO CALL


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The Last Word ... Let the People be Heard!

     Further the cause of your favorite by clicking on the appropriate link below and sending us the supporting reasons behind your choice for Tournament Champion. GB.c just may post your letter here where all undecided voters may read and be swayed by your heartfelt words!



I Want to
Back BACON! 		I've Got to Be a
NACHO Man!

    I'm not supposed to have bacon, but I get to make or break the rules as I see fit. I like to eat Bacon Cheeseburgers in my Bentley while ... Hold on a minute... Qusay! Check who is outside!

    Sorry, must go!

Uday

    No comment.

Kelly

    Ahhhhhh, the Power of Cheese!

    Nacho Cheese opens a jar of whoop(umm) and slaughters bacon. Heck, it won't even be close! Wanna know why?

    Because Bacon is really just a condiment of a condiment! It goes on top of a REAL condiment.

    For example, bacon sprinkles go on the cheese which is the real condiment of the potato. Heck! Nobody orders a cheesy baconburger! It is a bacon Cheeseburger!

    Nacho Cheese, Please!

    (Doritos... beware, you are next!)

Eric of Leroy




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