Round Four
Wrap Up

     The Final Four is set with two classic matchups: cool vs. sizzling in the upper bracket and red paste with questionable ingredients vs. yellow paste with questionable ingredients in the lower.

     "Not to look past Whipped Cream, but we've been salivating about a matchup with Ketchup for quite some time," Bacon said. "Historically, they have been a team that everyone measures themselves against. Their defense is incredible ... did you see how they were able to keep Barbeque Sauce out on the wing?"

     Cheese Slice, who delivered the strongest beating during each of the last two rounds, now is the victim of the biggest beating. It was close for the first half, but Nacho Cheese heated up and Cheese Slice just came unwrapped.

     In a bold move of team unity and self confidence, Whipped Cream came out for their fourth-round game sporting brand new jerseys that read 'Whipping' Cream. After four "upsets" in a row, they may have a point as to who is being Whipped and who is doing the Whipping. Word has it that Nacho Cheese is contemplating a similar move and designing uniforms that read "Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, ... Girl, we ain't NOBODY's Cheese!"