A Championship Breakdown
by GoBoilers.com Correspondent

Bill Walton

     The Penguin and the Joker made the Tournament Finals? You’ve got to be kidding me! These guys are terrible! The GB.c voters have made mistakes before, but this is ridiculous! I know there's a lot of Walton jealosy out there, and I've gotten used to dealing with the bias. But there's another shining star in this year's tournament: a picture of class and integrity that belongs in the finals right there with yours truly. One who on the outside appears to be a delicate desert rose ... but that, on the inside, represents an honesty that the world needs in the worst way. She's more woman than three Catwomen. She's got more answers than the Riddler's got questions. She's style. She's grace. She's Nancy Grace. And if you can't see that, Gb.c voters, you're not fit to carry Dominique's bag of Tostitos.

     Nancy, if you're out there ... give me a call. Morton Downey Jr. has a wedding chapel in Vegas. I'll be there this weekend with my best man, the guy who messed up that foul ball in the playoffs in Wrigley Field.

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