Round Three
Wrap Up



The Beating:
91 % The Penguin (Burgess Meredith)
9 % King Tut (Victor Buono)
The Barnburner:
51 % Greta Van Susteren (FOX)
49 % Louie the Lilac (Milton Berle)
The "Upset": (8) Catwoman (Lee Meriweather)
defeats
(4) Sean Hannity (FOX)
The Black Eye on   
the Face of Democracy: 		Catwoman (Julie Newmar)
defeats
The Riddler (Frank Gorshin)
The MatchUp: Bill O'Reilly (FOX)
advances to face
Catwoman (Julie Newmar)


Notes from the Crawl

     Catwoman makes the Final Four! Yes, the Midwest has come down to Lee Meriweather's Catwoman against Eartha Kitt's Catwoman. Either way, one will advance to the Finals. Will Julie Newmar's Catwoman be there as well? You decide!

     Greta Van Susteren won this week's closest game ... an amazing performance since Greta spent much of the game watching replays of Paris Hilton's car travel down the freeway.

     Anderson Cooper had been baffling defenses in the early rounds with his patented "Anderson Cooper 360"; however, he was left without an option when meeting the "No Spin Zone" defense of Bill O'Reilly. Cooper ended the game with a pouty look ... come to think of it, he started the game with it too. I guess he always has a pouty look. Sorry.



Overheard on the Batphone

     I buried him! -- The Penguin

     I was really looking forward to this matchup against Julie Newmar as a measuring stick for my ability ... but I think I left the game with more questions than answers. -- Frank Gorshin

     I think the game turned when I stopped letting Russert walk the ball up court. Russert, Meet the Press! -- Keith Olbermann