COMPUTER vs. POST-IT-NOTES
The Championship Preview



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Computer

Post-Its
Seed East #1 West #3
Major Weakness crashes falls
In the Conference of Technology Supplies
In the Conference Room? maybe probably
Can Safely Swipe one from a CoWorker? no yes
Price for a Pack of 90 $72,000 $1.40
Laid Off Desk
Plastic Plants
Whiteboard
Staples
Highlighter 		Index Cards
Trash Can
Color Copier
Laser Printer
Sharpie


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A Championship Breakdown
by GoBoilers.com Correspondent

Bill Walton



     Computer and Post-It Notes made the Tournament Finals? You’ve got to be kidding me! These guys are terrible! Coach John Wooden won four thousand NCAA Championships without using either one of these pretenders. Where's chalkboard? Where's whistle? Where's rolled-up playbook?

     I could stop either one of these teams EASY! Against Post-Its, you've just got to force turnovers. Once you turn over Post-It Notes, they're practically worthless. And I could beat computer with a three-man zone; I'd put one man on Control, one on Alt, and one on Delete ... they'd be totally shut down!

     Listen up, Computer and Post-Its -- this is the Finals! You've got to step it up in the Finals! You two couldn't carry Dominique's bag of Tostitos! Take it from me ... a true champion.


Editor’s Note: Bill Walton lost a First Round Game to Coat Rack.


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The Tale of the Tape

A Head-to-Head Analysis
of Computer and Post-Its

by Billy Packer and Milton


Billy & Milton give the nod to ... POST-ITS


Billy & Milton back ... POST-ITS


Billy & Milton favor ... COMPUTER


Billy & Milton go with ... COMPUTER


Billy & Milton say ... EVEN


Billy & Milton like ... COMPUTER


Billy & Milton choose ... POST-ITS




Billy & Milton Overall Outlook
TOO CLOSE TO CALL


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The Last Word ... Let the People be Heard!

     Further the cause of your favorite by clicking on the appropriate link below and sending us the supporting reasons behind your choice for Tournament Champion. GB.c just may post your letter here where all undecided voters may read and be swayed by your heartfelt words!



Competition? Computer Modem Down! I Stick With Post-Its!

  We wouldn't be having these yearly tourneys without Computer! As GB.c states on their homepage, GB.c is the reason the internet was invented. How can Post-It Notes hang with that?

  Hand-writing. With Computer, you can read anyone's writing - even by an IU student. It may not make sense, but you can read it. With Post-It Notes, it would look like this. Can you believe those guys at Purdue - they are so smart.

  Analysis. What kind of analysis can Post-It Notes muster? You know that Computer will analyze the heck out of Post-It Notes game plan. Post-It Notes may be able to play sticky defense but they'll be no match for the megahertz like speed and precision of Computer's offense.

BoilerSco
Overland Park, KS

 




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