BACON vs. I KNOW NOTHING!
The Championship Preview



2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton
2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton



Bacon

I Know Nothing!
Seed Southeast #1 Midwest #1
Championship Season 2003 2002
Home Arena Paper Towel Big Wooly Coat
Home Town Hamburger Hamburg
Goes Well With hash M*A*S*H
Dis-Missed! Laser Printer
Eartha Kitt's Catwoman
Mr. Potato Head
Battleship
Oreos 		Theodore Roosevelt
Rice Krispie Treats
Nerf Ball
Nacho Cheese
The Penguin


2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton
2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton

A Championship Breakdown
by GoBoilers.com Correspondent

Bill Walton



     This is the section of the Preview that GB.c always gives me to tell you how bad the finalists are. However, this year, I want to tell you about I Know Nothing! Athough you won't see it above, I gave Schultz his toughest game so far in the tournament. After I kicked Teddy Roosevelt to the curb (can't go right), I almost got Schultz in a three-team game in Round One. For whatever reason, I felt very evenly matched with the guy who knew nothing. Anyway, that's my pick. I don't even know what bacon is. For that matter, I don't know what nickels, lugnuts, or staples are either. And none of those guys have their names in this year's tournament logo! Go Schultz!

     Nancy Grace, if you're out there ... I'm still waiting for your call.


Editor’s Note: Although he exaggerates the numbers a bit,
Bill Walton was somewhat close in Round One.
Heartiest congratulations on your feel-good loss.


2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton
2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton

The Tale of the Tape

A Head-to-Head Analysis
of Bacon and 'I Know Nothing!'

by Billy Packer and Ken Jennings


Billy & Ken give the nod to ... BACON


Billy & Ken back ... IKN!


Billy & Ken favor ... BACON


Billy & Ken go with ... IKN!


Billy & Ken say ... EVEN


Billy & Ken like ... BACON


Billy & Ken choose ... IKN!




Billy & Ken Overall Outlook
TOO CLOSE TO CALL


2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton
2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton 2008 Tournament of Champions, Near Champions, and Bill Walton

The Last Word ... Let the People be Heard!

     Further the cause of your favorite by clicking on the appropriate link below and sending us the supporting reasons behind your choice for Tournament Champion. GB.c just may post your letter here where all undecided voters may read and be swayed by your heartfelt words!



Nothing Sizzles Like
BACON! 		Reason Not to Vote for Schultz?
I KNOW NOTHING!

 




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